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If you have to ask the price of a room then don't bother to call. However those valued patrons with an American Express Platinum Card or an American Express Centurion Card are always welcome. To make a reservation please call (212) 555-1445 and have your card and your credit reference score and file number available (we take Experian, Equifax and TransUnion credit references). Prices are provided at checkout time only. No exceptions. No advance warning. At check-in time, all guests must sign an agreement to pay the final bill. We accept $100 and $1,000 banknotes or cashier's checks rounded up to the nearest $10,000. We also accept Euro banknotes of any denomination (we offer our patrons the very special exchange rate of $1.00 = €1.00). Should |
payment prove to be a hardship for any guest we can make arrangements for
accommodation in our garden-view debtors suite until the bill is paid. A special
interest rate of 3% per 24 hours, compounded daily, is levied on all outstanding
balances (rounded down to 40,000% per year for long term borrowers).